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Many healthy people think that people with fibromyalgia fake their symptoms, but the truth is that's not easy.

How I fake my Fibromyalgia symptoms (or not)

txchronicmom@gmail.comDear Healthy People

This is how I fake my fibromyalgia symptoms. Exhaustion and fatigue When I’m faking my favorite thing to do is to pretend that I’m exhausted. It can be somewhat taxing to always look like I’ve got an endless version of the flu, but if I apply myself I can really pull it off. When I…Continue reading How I fake my Fibromyalgia symptoms (or not)

when your chronic pain becomes an inconvenience to others

When your chronic pain becomes an inconvenience to others

txchronicmom@gmail.comDoctors suck

When your chronic pain becomes an inconvenience to others.   I hate your guts and that’s why I decided to be sick. I thought for a long time about how I could make you suffer. There are the usual methods, but they just seemed too easy. I don’t like to do things the easy way,…Continue reading When your chronic pain becomes an inconvenience to others

Fibromyalgia is fake, right? As much as healthy people think that being too sick to get out of bed would be a nice rest, it's actually really hard to always be fatigued and in pain. And no one wants to watch everyone else go about their daily lives when you cannot.

Top five reasons fibromyalgia is the best “fake” disease

txchronicmom@gmail.comFibromyalgia

Living with Fibromyalgia is the best thing ever, I love knowing that Fibromyalgia is fake and I get to fake my symptoms every day so people think I’m sick. The best part is:  1. You get to lay in bed all day because Fibromyalgia is fake You get to lay in bed all day and…Continue reading Top five reasons fibromyalgia is the best “fake” disease